
He Picked His First. I Dated His Worst
35 Episodes

Episode 1
Sophia had the perfect marriage — until she didn‘t. On her fifth anniversary, she receives a text from an unknown number: “Been back six months. All I had to do was crook my finger.” Attached is a photo of her husband Ethan with his first love Ivy. Sophia doesn’t cry. She doesn‘t beg. She pulls out the divorce agreement Ethan signed on their wedding day — “If I ever cheat, you can sign it anytime.” She signs it. Then she calls her assistant: “Book me a one-way ticket to Zurich. And throw Ethan and Ivy a wedding in seven days.”

Episode 2
Sophia had the perfect marriage — until she didn‘t. On her fifth anniversary, she receives a text from an unknown number: “Been back six months. All I had to do was crook my finger.” Attached is a photo of her husband Ethan with his first love Ivy. Sophia doesn’t cry. She doesn‘t beg. She pulls out the divorce agreement Ethan signed on their wedding day — “If I ever cheat, you can sign it anytime.” She signs it. Then she calls her assistant: “Book me a one-way ticket to Zurich. And throw Ethan and Ivy a wedding in seven days.”

Episode 3
Sophia had the perfect marriage — until she didn‘t. On her fifth anniversary, she receives a text from an unknown number: “Been back six months. All I had to do was crook my finger.” Attached is a photo of her husband Ethan with his first love Ivy. Sophia doesn’t cry. She doesn‘t beg. She pulls out the divorce agreement Ethan signed on their wedding day — “If I ever cheat, you can sign it anytime.” She signs it. Then she calls her assistant: “Book me a one-way ticket to Zurich. And throw Ethan and Ivy a wedding in seven days.”

Episode 4
Sophia had the perfect marriage — until she didn‘t. On her fifth anniversary, she receives a text from an unknown number: “Been back six months. All I had to do was crook my finger.” Attached is a photo of her husband Ethan with his first love Ivy. Sophia doesn’t cry. She doesn‘t beg. She pulls out the divorce agreement Ethan signed on their wedding day — “If I ever cheat, you can sign it anytime.” She signs it. Then she calls her assistant: “Book me a one-way ticket to Zurich. And throw Ethan and Ivy a wedding in seven days.”

Episode 5
Sophia had the perfect marriage — until she didn‘t. On her fifth anniversary, she receives a text from an unknown number: “Been back six months. All I had to do was crook my finger.” Attached is a photo of her husband Ethan with his first love Ivy. Sophia doesn’t cry. She doesn‘t beg. She pulls out the divorce agreement Ethan signed on their wedding day — “If I ever cheat, you can sign it anytime.” She signs it. Then she calls her assistant: “Book me a one-way ticket to Zurich. And throw Ethan and Ivy a wedding in seven days.”

Episode 6
Sophia had the perfect marriage — until she didn‘t. On her fifth anniversary, she receives a text from an unknown number: “Been back six months. All I had to do was crook my finger.” Attached is a photo of her husband Ethan with his first love Ivy. Sophia doesn’t cry. She doesn‘t beg. She pulls out the divorce agreement Ethan signed on their wedding day — “If I ever cheat, you can sign it anytime.” She signs it. Then she calls her assistant: “Book me a one-way ticket to Zurich. And throw Ethan and Ivy a wedding in seven days.”

Episode 7
Sophia had the perfect marriage — until she didn‘t. On her fifth anniversary, she receives a text from an unknown number: “Been back six months. All I had to do was crook my finger.” Attached is a photo of her husband Ethan with his first love Ivy. Sophia doesn’t cry. She doesn‘t beg. She pulls out the divorce agreement Ethan signed on their wedding day — “If I ever cheat, you can sign it anytime.” She signs it. Then she calls her assistant: “Book me a one-way ticket to Zurich. And throw Ethan and Ivy a wedding in seven days.”

Episode 8
Sophia had the perfect marriage — until she didn‘t. On her fifth anniversary, she receives a text from an unknown number: “Been back six months. All I had to do was crook my finger.” Attached is a photo of her husband Ethan with his first love Ivy. Sophia doesn’t cry. She doesn‘t beg. She pulls out the divorce agreement Ethan signed on their wedding day — “If I ever cheat, you can sign it anytime.” She signs it. Then she calls her assistant: “Book me a one-way ticket to Zurich. And throw Ethan and Ivy a wedding in seven days.”

Episode 9
Sophia had the perfect marriage — until she didn‘t. On her fifth anniversary, she receives a text from an unknown number: “Been back six months. All I had to do was crook my finger.” Attached is a photo of her husband Ethan with his first love Ivy. Sophia doesn’t cry. She doesn‘t beg. She pulls out the divorce agreement Ethan signed on their wedding day — “If I ever cheat, you can sign it anytime.” She signs it. Then she calls her assistant: “Book me a one-way ticket to Zurich. And throw Ethan and Ivy a wedding in seven days.”

Episode 10
Sophia had the perfect marriage — until she didn‘t. On her fifth anniversary, she receives a text from an unknown number: “Been back six months. All I had to do was crook my finger.” Attached is a photo of her husband Ethan with his first love Ivy. Sophia doesn’t cry. She doesn‘t beg. She pulls out the divorce agreement Ethan signed on their wedding day — “If I ever cheat, you can sign it anytime.” She signs it. Then she calls her assistant: “Book me a one-way ticket to Zurich. And throw Ethan and Ivy a wedding in seven days.”
